the juxtaposition of my icon and my joker bog’s icon is actually hilarious
how do u be an adult
ya gotta own a briefcase and then fuck it
ya gotta fuck the briefcase
No one had beaten me before… It was an interesting sensation.
i did the mass effect voice meme but the file is too big to upload to tumblr smfh
*gets pain in abdomen* oh my god what is that. What is that. am i dying? is this the end? i had so much to live for
*gets period two days later* oh
finding out that americans dont have kettles really fucked me up
literally?? everyone here has a kettle ??
ppl are always harping on the ignorant american stereotype and we got all these europeans who dont know what the fuck a cafeteria is and think we have no idea what a kettle is smh
*adds like 30 question marks to things that arent even questions*
James Norrington, what has the world done to you?